Overly manly man aka me
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Montreal Canadiens vs. New York Rangers at Madison Square Garden on Dec. 12, 1957
this picture is cool I am into it
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Sue and I speak in code #codespeak #robocop #texas #shehatesthatjoke #becausesheknowsitllbetrueoneday #holyhashtagbatman
— Warsan Shire (via thatkindofwoman)
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Black hole bonanza in ‘next door’ Andromeda galaxy.
Twenty-six new black hole candidates have been discovered in the neighbouring Andromeda galaxy. According to the astronomers involved, these could be just the tip of the iceberg. Details of the find will be published in the 20 June issue of The Astrophysical Journal.
Photograph: Dimitar Todorov/Alamy
fucking science
Sometimes I think that I unconsciously used sex as a way to preserve my memory, because my biggest fear is being forgotten.
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| Sue: | So do you have any pictures from Vegas? |
| Me: | I have one of my drinking a 40 where Tupac got shot. |
| Sue: | You probably didn't even go there. You went to get herpes from your ex. |
| Me: | Yup. You got me, Mom. |
| two minutes later. | |
| Me: | God damn, my face broke out from sweating so much out there. |
| Sue: | It's herpes. |
| Me: | Face herpes. |
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Yeah!! I’ve had her since friday morning! It’s been a great weekend. We even got to go to Secret Beach!

Happy Father’s Day. Here’s a confused pug.
#opal #philtrum #anatometal
Hangry: Hungry and angry. Also: Horny and angry.
This is not part of taking better care of myself.
Him: So, uh, what are we? How would you define this?
Me: Uh, booty call with over night privledges?
Him:…….
I don’t know what my dog thinks is going on. God forbid I ever get laid in the shower.